Sxboy_66
6:29 Fri Apr 10
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead in the same night? Yes.
Tippy tappy football? No. I was too busy with the above.
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LAD
4:40 Fri Apr 10
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Haha, dealing with shit like a good boss should do son.
there's a lovely yellow line outside nubar you could have parked on ;-)
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Steve P
4:37 Fri Apr 10
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Abbots. Your mate was doing the collar, in shirtsleeves, you on the other hand seemed to be idly sitting on the other side of his desk, and picked up his phone when it rang!
I'd have whacked the merc up the pavement again, but there's no chance there!
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busheyhammer85
4:35 Fri Apr 10
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Ron...
That hat trick was fucking outrageous!
What a player he was by the way!!
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LAD
4:34 Fri Apr 10
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P - All well here my friend, you?
Now, which office we talking about? Haart or Abbotts?
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Steve P
4:33 Fri Apr 10
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I scored a first half hat trick from midfield once.
Oppo 0 P 3. H/T
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Tommy Dickfingers
4:30 Fri Apr 10
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busheyhammer85 4:06 Fri Apr 10
I once fluked a Dicks esque 35 yarder free kick and wish I never had.
Never had to pay for a single round after the game but tried it a good 3/4 times afterwards and quickly realised that trying HOLLYWOOD goals are not worth the dressing room cunting off you`ll get in the changing room afterwards.
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Steve P
4:27 Fri Apr 10
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Hope you're well, mate. Drove past a week or so ago, you seemed to be answering some young blokes phone for him?
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LAD
4:26 Fri Apr 10
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P son :)
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Steve P
4:23 Fri Apr 10
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LAD 4:07 Fri Apr 10
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WK - scored a hat-trick of headers once.
I can't be the only one unsurprised about that, son?
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i-Ron
4:20 Fri Apr 10
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As hat tricks go, true hat tricks or not...Rivaldo's hat trick against Valencia was out of this world.
They needed to win to get in the Champions League. I think they had a shit year and Edgar Davids went there and turned it around.
Anyway one was a free kick from 30-35 yards. Then he took a couple of people on and smashed another 35 yarder.
In the last minute it was 2-2 and they weren't going to make it to the Champions League and the cunt took a chipped pass on his chest with his back to goal outside the area, and did a fucking insane over head volley. I watched it live on Sky. You couldn't make it up.
Nobody will ever better that for me. Given the importance and timing anyway.
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Kearley
4:17 Fri Apr 10
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Not a 'perfect' hat trick, but you'll never bet McAvennie's against Des Walker.
His first for the club in his last game.
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Eggbert Nobacon
4:10 Fri Apr 10
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Nolan
http://www.101greatgoals.com/gvideos/west-ham-4-reading-2-alternative-highlights/
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Tommy Dickfingers
4:07 Fri Apr 10
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"hit my standing left leg and bobbled in."
No way you can claim that.
Was on one years back, clean through and tried to tuck it away with my right and it went horribly wrong.
Never quite recovered from that as I know the chance probably isn't going to arise again.
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LAD
4:07 Fri Apr 10
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WK - scored a hat-trick of headers once.
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busheyhammer85
4:06 Fri Apr 10
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I scored a perfect hat trick in a cup semi-final (including an over head kick).
FACT
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Wonderkid
4:02 Fri Apr 10
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So it wasn't a perfect hat trick then joey?
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joey5000
4:01 Fri Apr 10
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Vaz Te's against Brighton was the ultimate. One with his head, two with his right but one was an overhead.
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Wonderkid
4:01 Fri Apr 10
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LAD 3:58
The head was the easiet one
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NDT
4:01 Fri Apr 10
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I did,
1st goal right foot volley.
2nd goal diving header
3rd goal Took a swipe at the ball missed, hit my standing left leg and bobbled in.
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Eggbert Nobacon
3:58 Fri Apr 10
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Nolan v Reading
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